If It’s Dark, Look Out 💅🏻

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Gimme What I Want: A Fic in Texts

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pairing: joel miller x afab!reader

summary: the wrong number that texts you ends up being a man much hotter than you’d ever expect…

warnings/tags: [18+ MINORS DNI] no!outbreak, porn w/o plot i’m sorry but not really, dirty talk, daddy!kink, praise!kink and degradation!kink (we love duality), light dom!joel vibes, pet names/degrading terms (darlin’, babygirl, pretty girl, whore, slut, bitch, etc), age gap (Joel is 56, reader is 25), implied masturbation (m & f), mentions of cream pies, sexting a stranger but it’s ok cause he’s a dilf, really bad innuendos

word count: ~2.2k | ao3

a/n: biting the bullet and posting my first fic in literal years because Pedro is just…an inspiration what can I say. So I’m going with something a little lighter (conceptually, not topically…this is just smut lmao). Pls be nice I am c r u s t y with my writing rn ty <3 (gif from ketokitsune on reddit)

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pairing: DILF!joel miller x fem!reader

rating: 18+ MDNI

summary: ellie and sarah set joel up on a tinder date.

word count: 6k

warnings: smut, fluff, sarah and ellie are both 16 + joel’s daughters in this, age gap (joel is 50 + reader is 28), mutual pining, oral (m receiving), fingering, come eating, dom/sub dynamics.

A/N: tbh this was so self indulgent and of course ty to my daddy @chloeangelic for always helping me and inspiring dirty talk. they will be fucking in part two.

“Joel, why don’t you make a Tinder?” 

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oh!!!! okay!!! this is so cute and hot!!! joel miller tlou fic recs nsfw